This guy is a professional interrigation-ist. No, I don't give a hoot or a holler if that's not a word, I just made. English is a living language, ever changing ever evolving. You're not my mama, you can't tell me what words I can or can't say! Phew! Glad we settled that.
There's is something about this guy that breaks down your wall forcing honesty. Also I love to talk and talk and talk. That rat bastard almost made me cry by asking all the tough questions. He got me a bit buzzed to! Unfortunately he did not try to take advantage of me, balls.
All joking aside he was a lovely man. It was heaps and heaps of fun meeting some of you internet weirdos. Good luck out there. Make lots of money and buy me booze!
Looks like I needed to buy you at least one more drink ...
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Two more drinks my shirt would've been off . Three more I'd be crying :)
ReplyDeleteYou keep your god damned hands off of her. She's MY fake girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteAnd btw - when a girl has her shirt off and is crying is when I do my best work. I usually say something soothing like "Shh shh shh...make another sound and I'll kill you."
LOL yeah I'm his other old lady!
DeleteLightning is a rat bastard, but NOT a sneaky rat bastard. Ha, kidding aside, I'm glad you met and liked him. What's not to like?
ReplyDeleteNothing from what I saw.
Deletehis mustache?
ReplyDeleteYours is worse big D.
ReplyDelete"Two more drinks my shirt would've been off . Three more I'd be crying :)"
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, wnenever a woman takes off her shirt in my presence, I'm the one who cries.
Hahaha! Rob, wow.
DeleteLightning had me crying during our first interrogation erm I mean conversation. Great to meet you Carmel!
ReplyDeleteI tend to make women cry one way or another. It is usually when I am leaving and they can't bear to see me go ...
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