Ants in my pants? I wish.

Today I went to work it was more fun than work should be. I talked a lot of smack, shared my food with friends, flirted with some boys. My job is fantastic.
During lunch there was a tickle on my leg. Turns out there was a spider crawling up it ,inside my pants. I almost fainted.
I excused myself to the bathroom where I got totally naked to check for anymore unwanted hitch hikers. We are talking buck naked. Shoes socks and all. It was a California sun spider. I will never be the same.
On the brightside, Troy got a puppycinno. Starbucks speak for, cup of whipped cream for your cute-ass dog.
My life is pretty cool.
I included a photo of the squished spider, as a warning to other spiders.