Thursday, June 7, 2012

Wasting Time

I have 15 minutes to waste before starting work, for the second time today. I want to share one of my favorite things with you.

Green and Black's organic chocolate. It is the second best chocolate I have ever tried. As an expert in these things trust me when I say it is the business! This particular one is the milk chocolate, its rich and complex. It is expensive at $2.99 a bar but what the hell you only get diabetes once.

The best chocolate I have ever tried is Cote d'or from Belgium. It's available online but it is even more expensive than Greens. It's almost $6 a bar. A friend brought it to me when he went on vacation. I took about a hour to savor it because it was that amazing. If someone wants to get me some for my birthday I would not protest.

Smell ya'll later.


I'm a damn masochist

Why I have decided to torture myself I don't know. I'm up at 3:30 am. Need to be at work at 5am. I'm off at 2pm. The second job starts at 3pm and I'm off at 10:30pm. Hopefully I can be in bed by 11:30pm because I need to be up at 3am at the absolute latest because on Friday I work at 4am.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Waffles and Whores

Waffles and whores oh my!

I am taking Waffles to a brothel in Pahrump. Not for sex because let's face it we are both sexy beasts and would never need to pay for sex.

A couple friends of mine from work went up there with their husbands for lunch (they serve food) then for a wine tasting at some vineyard. What a great idea I thought. But who in the world could I take ? *Lightbulb* Waffles!  This will be epic.

Stuff

For the last few days I have been punished with headaches. First it started in Monday because of my lack of sleep, stress and depression. Tuesday it continued due to work bullshit, depression and stuff. This morning I awoke feeling as if there were invisible vice grips on my head.

I have a history of migraine headaches usually brought on by stress. The last few years haven't been so bad because life has been mostly awesome. Although the last 12 months have been a roller coaster ride through a tunnel of shit, I have not, thankfully suffered many attacks. I'm guessing this one was caused by lack of sleep due to the two jobs and stress over our house.

Any hooters, I took the day off work to sleep still that didn't help. Late in the morning I went to the quick care clinic. Where the Doc told me to take some over the counter Excedrin migraine. To which I responded, "Simple bitch, I did not just pay you $150 to be told to take some mother fucking tylenol!" Or at least that's what I thought in my head. She did write me a prescription for some of that good kush (dope).

I'm finally beginning to feel better provided there's no moving. Bending down is completely out of the question. Hmm maybe I should invest in a bed pan for next time?

In case you didn't know I work in a warehouse, it is dangerous. A few days ago I was looking for some wire on the giant 20' tall rack, one of the cutting remnants was not properly secured it dropped and almost killed me! Not with the impact from the fall but from the fright. This old heart isn't strong enough for many more of those scares. I almost wish it had hit me, can you say work man's comp? Just not in the face because I'm pretty.

Speaking of getting hit in the face. One of my former coworkers did actually get hit in the face with a falling 80lbs bucket of paint. She had reconstructive surgery and now looks totally different than she did before the accident. Cool huh?

While on the subject of face pounding, I want to start a fight club. A bunch of my guy friends are really considering it. My girlfriends are to lame or maybe just to emotionally stable to even toy with the idea of taking an ass kicking for fun.

I rescued a dog. She needs a new name. She does respond to her slave name, Precious but that's whack. Please send me your suggestions.

Here I will sign off, starting to ramble on like Rob...one more thing movie reviews are upcoming.

* I tried to find a high quality picture and sound video from the early days for the Led Zeppelin but couldn't. I wanted you all to see how hot Robert Plant was, who am I kidding I'd still do him. Sex appeal is timeless.



Tuesday, June 5, 2012

A ten, a ten a fucking ten!

If you don't get the reference here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fipQisc68dQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I now have 10 big sexy bad assess following my blog. This makes me tingle in my pants.

The tenth is one of my best friends more like a sister. She has a blog of her own. Check it out.

* I remembered that I was going to include links to some of my favorite music in my posts from now on. So here you go.


Monday, June 4, 2012

I feel like a failure and kinda hate myself. Guess I'll just sit here and drink.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Sacrebleu

For the first time ever I am stuck in the dreaded "friend zone."