New level of awesome.

Woke up this morning with no voice. This is what happens when you chain smoke half a pack of cigarettes in three hours.

A coworker asked me what happened. I wrote on a sheet of paper "too many blow jobs."

Thinking about it, I've reached a new level of awesome. Damn near perfect. I can be obscene but not heard!

May you all have a great hair day. Love you all queerly.