Whatever Doesn't Kill Me...

This insomnia is kicking my ass.This lack of regular sleep is killing me. Worst of all I have to work a double tomorrow. I'm staying occupied simultaneously watching The Departed and litsening to Delicate Sounds of Thunder.

Is that what you Bostonians really sound like?

Tomorrow will be a good day. I'll be getting a couple Benjamins for a bet placed on the fight. Which will be turned into a pair of shoes and a grooming for the dogs.

For years I've had my eye on a Prada purse, leopard print with a gold chain strap. It's just pricey. Almost two mortgage payments but if I saved this change, I could possibly be caressing its fine horse hair by the end of the year. Hmm decisions, decisions.

Playing Lawyer

Tuesdays Troy and I usually spend with my family at the consulting office. See Tuesdays are two for one pizza at this place down the road. If I come down here and complain about being broke and not having eaten they'll order pizza and give me half of it. Genius plan. Works everytime, almost.
Today instead of getting yummy sausage pizza I'm getting put to work! Sister needs help sorting paperwork or filing or some boring combination of both. Then I'm setting Attorney court sessions. Finally I'll be calling customers asking "Where's my money at home slice? Pay up or I'll be raining death punches from above!" But probably not.
Customers love this little dog! They fawn over him. A few have offered to buy him or about stud services. All of which I'm opposed to. Having the opportunity to let the dog run around the office makes me long to be my own boss.
Here's my sister. She's an angel. She makes me happy! Here's my nearly empty Starbucks it makes me sad.

So happy together!

I'm about to go walk the dogs. Nothing like a good walk to get the bowels moving. I'm about to lose a couple Lbs!

So yeah, have I mentioned how excited I am to meet you all? I'm as happy a hippie in a drum circle! I'm going to get drunk and molest the original Josephine.

Crazy Things My Friends Say

In honor of the absurdity that can be or sometimes seeps into my life I am doing a weekly segment on this blog hereby known as "Crazy Things My Friends Say."

This gem came from a long time friend, a gay man. For his privacy I'll call him Andrew.

Last Saturday night Andrew and I had plans to go out for a few hours to catch up. We would meet at his house. When I was near I'd call. He was at a bar and wanted to make sure he was there to meet me.

When I got off the highway I gave him a ring because I was about 7 minutes to his house. Phone rings , no answer. I leave a voicemail. He was indeed home when I arrived. He apologized for not answering, " I was busy." He said. Ok, no harm no foul.

A few hours later we found ourselves at Freezone, one of the local lesbians bars. We were dancing drinking chatting when he starts, "My butt itches. I shaved today and the sweat is just rolling down my crack. When you called we were doing it. "

"Your man loves you to help shave your ass" I replied.

"No we were doing it! I don't know if its the cum or the new lube that's making it itch."....He trailed off.

:o

There you have it folks. Crazy stuff my friends say. The morale of the story, wash your ass after sex it might prevent itching.

That's a wrap.

Hello world! What's good? This needs to be quick because I have lots of things to do today.

Dog number two is very smart. I came home yesterday to find her using the dog door. My theory is she observed Troy doing it and followed. There aren't words to describe how great it is not to randomly step on dog poo or pee in the middle if the night. She has also taken to humping! Whatever, get yours girl. By the way, where are my dog name suggestions ? You folks are breaking my heart.

Friday and Saturday night. I decided fun needed to be had. I've been working between 50-60 hours a week. Sometimes with no day off sometimes one day off. Friday night through the miracle of money I ended up at the Electric Daisy Carnival.

This is basically a big ass rave or electronic dance music festival. It's three nights of deep hypnotic base, lights, dancing, neon colors. There were even fireworks! It's an experience.

Last night I was going to attempt to get a ticket for EDC but that was scratched. Instead we ended up at a few different clubs, gay clubs that is. Good thing I didn't spend the $100 for the ticket because the event was cancelled due to weather issues. At the lesbian bar, I came to the realization there aren't any muff divers in my life. This makes me :(

Later tonight Grrouchie and I will be going to watch Snow White and the Huntsmen. Starring the actress from Twilight. Surely she will be dead behind the eyes but at least the visuals will be entertaining enough.

A co-worker's son a one of the Vice President of Palms Place. A few months ago she put in a good word for me, getting me an interview. I was offered a well paying position but I couldn't take it because of schedule conflicts with the main job. I'm going to apply for a few other positions and see what happens. She said she will talk to him again.

Life is looking pretty good these days especially with this house situation coming to a resolution. I have no doubt that he will qualify for the mortgage on his own. Then we can have some closure to this mostly sad painful chapter in our lives.

I must say how grateful I am for having had Grrouchie in my life. He's helped me change for better. A small part of me will be ever mournful for the loss of our relationship but an even bigger part is happy we are both in better places. I'll probably always love him, being my first love and all.

That last paragraph made me a bit sad. Being pretty makes me feel better about everything so I'm including photos my friend took last night where you can see way to much boob. Funny thing is last night I was wearing more clothes than I usually do and by far more clothes than most of the other patrons at Pirahna. How's that for run-on sentences!

Electric Daisy Carnival

Last night after work I went to a rave. I had to leave around 4am because at that point I had been up more than 24hrs. Going back tonight after work . You'll get a wrap up tomorrow. There were fireworks and everything!

Name my dog

Hey sexy faces, please help me name my dog. I'm open to all suggestions. Ready. Set. Go

Did I mention I rescued her?

To close here's a picture of Troy next to my boobs.