Tuesdays

Tuesday at the office with my family, equals pizza. I'm working on the Fathers Day post. I'm looking for Lightning!

Crazy Things My Friends Say

The next installment of Crazy Things My Friends Say is more like a typical encounter with my dear friend Ted, who is the same type of lovable as Oscar the Grouch. He's in his mid 50s ex-Navy. I have lovingly nicknamed him, Theo-dorable. Get it? Theodore, adorable? Play on words...oh forget it.

This takes place in the breakroom at work where I am comparing children to dogs. I was commenting on the matter that both creatures feed off of your energy.

Me: Ted, why the fuck are you looking at ME like that for??

Ted: My eyes needed somewhere to rest. That is just where they landed.

Me: You mean they were resting on me because I'm so pretty and delightful to look at.

Ted: Actually I was just looking for the biggest horse-ass. Since there's no mirror that's you.

But really guys we really do like each other very very much.

Ants in my pants? I wish.

Today I went to work it was more fun than work should be. I talked a lot of smack, shared my food with friends, flirted with some boys. My job is fantastic.
During lunch there was a tickle on my leg. Turns out there was a spider crawling up it ,inside my pants. I almost fainted.
I excused myself to the bathroom where I got totally naked to check for anymore unwanted hitch hikers. We are talking buck naked. Shoes socks and all. It was a California sun spider. I will never be the same.
On the brightside, Troy got a puppycinno. Starbucks speak for, cup of whipped cream for your cute-ass dog.
My life is pretty cool.
I included a photo of the squished spider, as a warning to other spiders.

Pre- Fathers Day post

My computer died. Currently I'm using the IPad two but it blows. Earlier I got ahold of a Samsung Galaxy tab, it was worse. Maybe I'm not doing it right? Fathers day post on Tuesday. May you all have good hair days. May all your assess look right and tight in your jeans.

Never Seconds

This visionary , 9year old young lady started her blog in an effort to raise money to feed third world children. Wow. Go read it. She's amazing. I'm proud of her.

http://neverseconds.blogspot.com/2012/06/goodbye.html?m=1

:)

Friend zone continued

The guy I like text me last night to ask if I wanted to go to the movies with him...and four other guys. I asked him why he didn't ask me earlier, he said that he wasn't sure if I wanted to hangout with four guys. Then he realized, Carmel can handle it. Um yes, pendejo! I have five older brothers, I'm used to be the odd girl out. It's were I thrive. Ah oh well.