My jerk face friends are constantly texting me at stupid hours of the day. It pisses me off when I get a text at 12am, 1am or 2am.
Last night someone sent me half naked pictures of himself at 12:46am. Someone else text me about a relationship issue at 12:30am. Then again at 1am. Today I get random text messages at 12:07 am. Seriously friends, don't text me between 9pm and 2am, I'm sleeping! Ugh.
I would just like to state for the record that it was NOT me who sent naked pictures.
ReplyDeleteNo it was not my dear Waffles' bare chest now graces my screensaver but it should be. You still doing those pushups? I can do 7 non girl pushups! You shoe me yours I'll show you mine, I want to see what those pushups sculpted.
ReplyDeleteKeep those pics as potential blackmail material in case the dude ever decides to run for office.
ReplyDeleteOh, it wouldn't be Waffles. If it was Waffles it would have been totally nude. Just sayin'
If it had been Waffles I doubt there would have been face in the photos, just penis. My friend has been working out a lot. He wanted to share his progress with me, Facebook and instagram!
DeleteI hate to point out the obvious, but why not just turn your phone off at night?
ReplyDeleteI would but it's my alarm. If it's off then no wakey-wakey. And Hi Jordan, when's the next resturant review?
DeleteI still think the picture is Waffles. Just sayin' ...
ReplyDeleteI wish :)
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