Sunday, April 15, 2012

Big Cock and Supernatural

I am spending my Sunday drinking Big Cocks and watching Supernatural. Holy shit those boys are hot! Especially the blonde one.

Sooo Rob requested a link to a Waffles' post about his April sex dream. It wasn't particularly graphic or anything but I remember it making me blush. I spent some time looking for it to no avail. Sorry, Rob.

 Oh my, Waffles writes a lot! When he started in 04 I still in high school, smoking in the bathroom and making out with chicks! Smoking what I won't say :)

 This is probably last weekend of total freedom before beginning the second job. It's going to be difficult but it's totally worth it. By year's end I will know financial freedom! Then I will take over the world! Ok probably not but I am planning on some cool shit.

 Firstly there are a couple of trips to L.A. to watch The Moth. Soon there after I'll be hitting San Francisco. They make porn here ,kinking S&M porn and lots more!

 The best is saved for last a pilgrimage to St. Paul, Minnesota for A Prairie Home Companion. There is little I appreciate more than a good raconteur and there is none better than Garrison Keillor. His face was made for radio, seriously he's an ugly m'fer but his voice, oh, his voice, it is heavenly.

One day when I feel eloquent I will tell you of my love for public radio. Right now all I have on my mind is sleep.

One last thing my family wants to read this crap. they asked me for a link! I'm not sure how to feel about it. They really don't know me. I'm not sure how much I WANT them to know. Not the sex or drug part that they know but the feelings. They might hold me to a higher standard if they know I'm capable of more than being morose and bitchy.


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  1. RobApril 15, 2012 at 11:42 PM

    Thanks for trying. Maybe Waffles will remember and supply the link.

    I have to admit that I never heard of the energy drink you mentioned. Is it your favorite one just for the name or does it have other advantages over the competition? Geez, what a name.

    I had to google it to see if it was legit and now I have to hope I don't die before I clear out my cache or my heirs will get the wrong idea about me.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  2. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 5:35 AM

    Until Saturday I'd never heard of it either. A friend dropped by for a visit and gave it to me. I asked her to bring me an energy drink she says" I have a big cocky for you." To my surprise she really did! It was nothing special. When I come to LA in a few months if you're lucky I'll bring you one :)

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  3. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    I would say NOOOOOO for family read. Make another fake blog and point them there. Talk about all the times you go to church on that blog and how you let a boy kiss you after thirty dates finally. Keep the good stuff here.

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    1. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 10:39 AM

      Haha, my family would know. Especially since I'm am atheist.

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    2. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 4:22 PM

      LOL. It was just a guideline... you would need to fill in the lies yourself. LOL. I would hate for you to lose the ability to write candidly because you were afraid of who was reading it...

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    3. grrouchieApril 16, 2012 at 5:41 PM

      pretty certain your family realizes the true carmel and not a whole lot would shock them.

      What would it really take for something your family has done to shock them at this point?
      Desensitization to the max really.

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    4. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 6:09 PM

      They don't now me like you know me dear :)

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    5. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 6:19 PM

      When I brought Brandi home that was shocking. Then you, what's next?

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  4. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    I need more clues to find the post!! What was it about in general? Was it with someone specific? LOL.

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    1. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 4:31 PM

      It was with a lady named April

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    2. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 4:37 PM

      Ah ha!

      http://sirfwalgman.blogspot.com/2008/02/weird-times.html

      Nothing like that feeling. mmmm.

      Here is the good part for Rob:
      I had a dream that I had sex with April. It was a really weird dream. We were in her bed and she rolls over and I feel that pleasing sensation of pussy surrounding my nice hard cock.. then Maigrey comes in and disrupts us. Next the dream gets weird. My wife comes in and April wants to hold my hand since we had sex and shit.. and I am like isnay on the ahnday oldingay because my wife is sitting there next to us. What do you think of that Mr. Freud? So now that I have creaped April out for the day.

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    3. CarmelApril 16, 2012 at 4:40 PM

      MY Hero! And, *blush* I bet you got a boner when you wrote that :)

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    4. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 4:42 PM

      I always have a boner so that is a good bet!

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    5. RobApril 16, 2012 at 4:58 PM

      That's it, huh? Oh well, thanks for digging it up.

      Now I have an overwhelming desire to meet April.

      Was interesting to read a poker blog back in the day when they actually discussed poker, tho.

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    6. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM

      Soon as I start playing again I promise you Poker content.

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  5. RobApril 16, 2012 at 4:24 PM

    I'm guessing it was you and Betty White.

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    1. SirFWALGManApril 16, 2012 at 4:39 PM

      I might do Betty White.. she is so fucking funny.. and rich.. and funny! LOL.

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  6. AnonymousApril 16, 2012 at 5:09 PM

    Holy shit Carmel, now I must know if SirFWALGMan actually boned April??!! Rob and Carmel, please, get me answers. Many a truth is said in jest..

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  7. sevencard2003April 22, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    im surprised waffles has even been to the tropicana in vegas, and knows who april the dealer is.

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  8. CarmelApril 22, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    My Dad used to take me to the Tropicana when I was a wee lass to see the birds and swim in the pool.

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